By iluvsu504 - 11/11/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 970
You deserved it 3 881

iluvsu504 tells us more.

iluvsu504 0

this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her ******* mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week. btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive so thanks. but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Miso_fml 0

What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

64 6

Comments

SilverStrs5 0

You said no right?! Right?!

0 0
deaditegirl 0

YDI for buying jewelry in a relationship when you're young enough to think sterling silver is expensive.

2 10
Psychotic_fml 0

I would've said: "Sure, you can have the ring & the hamster as long as you agree to have sex with me one last time...But in this last little "romp" that we will have together, you will allow as much ATM as I see fit!" If she agrees to this, do it & then don't give her the stuff anyway. Girl like that,deserves no kind of respect whatsoever!

0 3
scarface236 0

hey lindsey lohan send me some pics of your gf and you

0 11
gaia_fml 0

what a bitch!! why didnt u dump her first?! your should of knocked her out right there man!

1 1
muffinsareyummy 1

SHE WANTED TO KEEP THE RING? AND YOUR HAMSTER? WTF is wrong with her?

1 0
lo1337a 1

Do you normally take back gifts from people?

1 5
sickofdrama 0

**** that bitch. she doesnt deserve you. you deserve so much better. i want to meet her and kick her ass in person.

1 0