By xXxJoe16xXx - 01/12/2009 21:11 - United States 1 1 6 65 Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 923 You deserved it 8 394 Tweet Share
Blazing Saddles By Jen - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States 3 2 9 60 Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 989 You deserved it 33 893 Tweet Share