By iluvsu504 - 11/11/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
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this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her ******* mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week. btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive so thanks. but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!

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Miso_fml 0

What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

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Give her a kick up the butt so she is still running full tilt when she gets to Georgia.

You said "No" and then poked her eyes out with a rusty spoon, right?

Since when is sterling silver expensive? Trying buying a diamond engagement ring, get your anniversary engraved in it and then have the girl tell you she's been cheating on you with some guy in the back room at work. Then we can talk.

Oh I forgot, next time wait longer than 15 months before you choose to use the term Forever & Always. Seriously people, put some actual thought into this kind of stuff instead of using the first romantic phrase that comes to mind.

perdix 29

Secretly wrap the hamster in Velcro and ask her for one last night of passion. I'm sure you'll stick together.

god that sucks.. dont give it to her ring or hamster.. keep em the ring will remind you that she wasnt worth it.. throw it in a lake >.> or sell it on Ebay xoxo

just_michael 0

sounds alot like a story with my girlfriend, we were 6 months, it was a week after I picked up a ring that I ordered from walmart, like $60(I'm 17, just a part time job...) and the ring said Always & Forever and our names, and had our birthstones. but a week after I give it to her, she takes a break from and says yes to her crush asking her out. but we got back together quick and have been mostly drama-free :) past a year total now

Lightz_Camera_Me 0

Hell No she cant have the ring or the hamster and if you gave it to her your a total idiot

Haha. YDI for dating somebody who probably couldn't outwit a bag of concrete. You're probably better off without her. On the other hand, if you told her, "yes," to either request, then you're just as nuts.

maybe she just decided to find a normal man again