By iluvsu504 - 11/11/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
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this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her ******* mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week. btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive so thanks. but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!

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Miso_fml 0

What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

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1.... too many best parts 2.... lol hamster 3.... lesbians lol *only good for porno*

Chupar_4u 0

they have those rings at walmart for $50. that's not expensive

katiee213 0

lol ur like the only one who noticed she is a girl

Fruitmonster2 15

Whoa whoa whoa. Is the hamster okay? Forget the ring, for right now, but is the lil guy (or girl) okay? Okay, I read that you have the ring still. Good.

bizarre_ftw 21

Wow what an idiot. I bet she got upset when you said no huh?

Why the heck would she ask for YOUR hamster?