By fucked five ways to friday - 03/01/2013 23:36 - United States - Stayton

Today, someone sent my boss a CD full of documents for an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML
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What the actual fuck did you comment for...

Oops...I guess you are going to have to do your job!


Oops...I guess you are going to have to do your job!

Well you will earn your money on that . Good luck

And a pretty high paying job too, so I guess it will be less of a pain when OP thinks about the money he'll get for every billable hour sorting the evidence out

Look at it this way, all of the documents you need are there. I was honestly expecting there to porn or something instead of some of the documents.

Have fun with that.

This sounds like a job for interns. Tell them to have fun with that.

Maybe OP is the intern.

Hard to have fun when someone tells you to have fun. Sooooooo…..… Work hard, OP.

Well atleast you have everything you need.. But fyl for having to sort through all that!

That really sucks

Obviously. OP didn't post this on MyLifesAwesome.

If that was a site I'm betting Barney Stinson would own it.'re trying too hard.

FYL but there are worse jobs out there.

He'll be wishin for those jobs after this assignment

Yeah #5, he could have one of the jobs from Dirty Jobs.. Like the one that had to stick their arm up a horse's butt to get poop samples (shudders)

Sticking my arm up a horse's butt for poop samples actually sounds better than my job. I'll take it!

Indeed I hate writing the dam terms and conditions that no one reads :(

you can save all the pages as files. worst case you need to rename them as you see them. There may be a technological solution as well. google it. with ocr etc.

You could be working at McDonalds but FYL for how annoying that must be

Hello :) i look upto ppl studying history!

Damn, your duck face puts ducks to shame!

^Then you haven't seen very many.

That doesn't even look like a duck-face.

If you have a PDF printer installed (like CutePDF) or are on a Mac (which has it built in) you can take note of the pages that are of each document and print those specific pages to a new PDF.

It's still a lot of work, plus with PDFs of that size, the program runs slow (at least with my experience). CutePDF is great, though. It allows you to really work the document and for free too!

I was quit my job since September 2012,Because my boss is a asshole.

What the actual fuck did you comment for...

Dat grammer. Also, I'm sure Op doesn't want to quit his job. Op is aware of the job description, but this is excessive..

I am guessing to reply to OPs FML. And your reason is?

Plausible translations: 1. I decided to quit my job in September 2012, because my boss was an asshole. 2. I have been wanting to quit my job since September 2012 because my boss is an asshole.

Give the guy a break. I doubt English is his first language. At least he's got the curse words down.

Hello troll, how are you?