By fucked five ways to friday - 03/01/2013 23:36 - United States - Stayton

Today, someone sent my boss a CD full of documents for an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML
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andyyroxx 20
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What the actual fuck did you comment for...

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bidon121 9
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Oops...I guess you are going to have to do your job!

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bidon121 9
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Oops...I guess you are going to have to do your job!

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tjv3 10
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Well you will earn your money on that . Good luck

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CCSA 12
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And a pretty high paying job too, so I guess it will be less of a pain when OP thinks about the money he'll get for every billable hour sorting the evidence out

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sens3sfailing 24
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Look at it this way, all of the documents you need are there. I was honestly expecting there to porn or something instead of some of the documents.

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djinnsnme 19
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Have fun with that.

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SirCharles83 13
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This sounds like a job for interns. Tell them to have fun with that.

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klutz44 28
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Maybe OP is the intern.

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billyz77 24
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Hard to have fun when someone tells you to have fun. Sooooooo…..… Work hard, OP.

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ramseytt69 8
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Well atleast you have everything you need.. But fyl for having to sort through all that!

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WcED 8
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That really sucks

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tj5810 21
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Obviously. OP didn't post this on MyLifesAwesome.

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Catkam623 27
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If that was a site I'm betting Barney Stinson would own it.

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WcED 8
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#80....you're trying too hard.

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aly_pinay22 8
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FYL but there are worse jobs out there.

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amillionbucks 5
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He'll be wishin for those jobs after this assignment

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Miss_Attitude96 24
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Yeah #5, he could have one of the jobs from Dirty Jobs.. Like the one that had to stick their arm up a horse's butt to get poop samples (shudders)

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calivianya 29
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Sticking my arm up a horse's butt for poop samples actually sounds better than my job. I'll take it!

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bwhahaha_fml 10
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Indeed I hate writing the dam terms and conditions that no one reads :(

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AliSama 17
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you can save all the pages as files. worst case you need to rename them as you see them. There may be a technological solution as well. google it. with ocr etc.

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Cupcake040 17
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You could be working at McDonalds but FYL for how annoying that must be

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man_in_black08 28
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Hello :) i look upto ppl studying history!

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Roevera 14
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Damn, your duck face puts ducks to shame!

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gc327072 30
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^Then you haven't seen very many.

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TheStormsFury 8
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That doesn't even look like a duck-face.

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lhamil64_fml 5
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If you have a PDF printer installed (like CutePDF) or are on a Mac (which has it built in) you can take note of the pages that are of each document and print those specific pages to a new PDF.

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cristy91 33
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It's still a lot of work, plus with PDFs of that size, the program runs slow (at least with my experience). CutePDF is great, though. It allows you to really work the document and for free too!

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Homer1975 14
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I was quit my job since September 2012,Because my boss is a asshole.

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andyyroxx 20
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What the actual fuck did you comment for...

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lilhellian 26
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Dat grammer. Also, I'm sure Op doesn't want to quit his job. Op is aware of the job description, but this is excessive..

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poccocurantes 7
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I am guessing to reply to OPs FML. And your reason is?

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Livelife121 30
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Plausible translations: 1. I decided to quit my job in September 2012, because my boss was an asshole. 2. I have been wanting to quit my job since September 2012 because my boss is an asshole.

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Enslaved 36
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Give the guy a break. I doubt English is his first language. At least he's got the curse words down.

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MrPlopper 9
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Hello troll, how are you?

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