By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
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spidergirl41 0

Does she like carrots? Also, don't forget the ranch!!! xD

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Dmaster22 0

your penis is orange? JK FYL

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9az00 0

you shouldve been like "do you want some ranch dressing with that"

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efmivida 0

that calls for some gross images man...

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moonsolomon 0

Are you a ginger? I was reading something online where Luna nicknamed Ron's penis "Salty Carrot"- salty for obvious reasons, carrot because of his red hair. *shrug* But condolences on the "little baby" part. I know "little" is never a word a guy wants associated with his penis.

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evlbb2 2

Thanks for the info on what youre reading. .-. xp

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MelanieBerrigan 0

LOL'z omfg this is like friggen hilarious shiznitttttttttttttttttttttt

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birds_fml 7

Are you the boyfriend who jiggled his girlfriend's thigh and sang the Jello song? If so, YDI.

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CFR 0

I hope she doesn't talk to it... "Awwweeeee whoseee mai wittle baybeee cayrwot? You is!!"

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bob1233 0

LMFAO! 50 is awesome.

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Kervik 0

Give it meats like beef and one day it'll be big and strong. XD

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

FYL for having a "small" carrot

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RESTAREA 0

Now I'm debating if baby corn would be worse than baby carrot or not... hmmm... Hey, even if it is a carrot, remind her that it isn't nice to bite down.

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