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cherrypieguy
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Ydi for having orange junk
tell her she fails for feeling the need to name a penis then falcon punch her.
OMGoriginality
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I roflol'd on that one!
ydi because that name fails compared to that "squirtle" guy.
tiger69
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this is from rescue me
l3rett
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you think that sux my girlfriend nick named mine tiny tim
First FYL. Second Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! YDI for posting this. What idiot posts that his girlfriend thinks his dick is a lil' baby carrot. You and the guy with no skills that let his girl update her facebook are morons. That;s why it ended up as a FYL. Your morons so your life is F'ed
omg someone who agrees with me
I think ur the moron here since u can't spell thats
Well....maybe if she didn't walk in on you humping her stuffed animal rabbit, she wouldn't nickname your penis "little baby carrot" (assuming you're the guy from another FML who humped a stuffed animal rabbit, that is).
dreamchaser
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LMFAO!! it did occur to me!
haha. either ur dick is tiny or u need a new girlfriend
hahahahah but that doesnt beat "Squirtle" (FML post a few weeks ago)
HAHAHA! Hilarious.
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Does she like carrots? Also, don't forget the ranch!!! xD
your penis is orange? JK FYL