Queef Urban.

Chief Queef

Hitler and the third queef. Great barrier queef.

Queef

Queef sandwich

Queef Ledger.

Queefer Madness

Queen LaQueefa. Queef Sweat.

C-c-c-combo breaker! Someone had to do it.

#89- No you didn't..

89, combo breakers always get disliked.. but you did break your pride.

I remember the time combo breakers were liked. Now its just a thing of the past. The fml community has also changed since then. Ah how i miss those debates

queef carradine, queef richards, queef lockhart, queef van horne, queef... no I'm done

Roast queef

Queen LaQueefa! You beat me to it.

98- I see post from like 2008 or 2009 and you can really tell the difference... Now people gotta think twice o what they post or else it'll get buried...

Ha! I thought of another one! Lucky four queef clover

Queefentology. The Queef Awards.

Queef Elizabeth III

Extremely gross. I don't even know any guys that sit around trying to fart. Other than the occasional "Dude I'm going to light my fart on fire!" If we'd try that I swear someone would end up with a surprise in their pants. Yuck.

It's not like she's gonna take a shit by queefing 36

36- its air coming out not gas.

I meant when guys try to fart. Damn haha. I thought that was obvious. I didn't say anything about a female queefing, just about males farting. Apologies on the confusing comment, I suppose I'll have better luck next time haha.

Kind of like you.

That's very judgmental of you to say her activities are gross. Some may say getting tattoos on your body is sadist and disgusting. I personally believe we have a right to be free from being berated on the activities we choose to do, as long as its not hurting anyone. Is that girl trying to queef hurting you or infringing on your rights?

Because air isn't gas. Do you know the states of matter?

Yes I do actually. If I need to explain further for you I will be more than happy to do so. a queef is not a dart you can light on fire. It is are not gas as in flatulence....do you understand now?

*fart *air

Yes. Yes it is.

*@134

I queef, you queef, he, she, me queef, queef, queefing, (Insert Squidward),queefology: the study of queefing. It's 1st grade Op.

I could only imagine... Search History: queef Edward Cullen Cat juggling Crack addiction Oh God! It only gets worse.

I dunno 24, I'm unconvinced it gets worse than edward cullen...

27- Have you ever seen a cat juggling video? It's absolutely horrifying.

Nope, but I did get a good laugh picturing it. I tend to favor my imagination over videos =)

Justin beiber

Don't forget condom snorting...

Wait, are cats being juggled, or are the cats the ones doing the juggling?

cuz nobody likes a loose bitch! ;)

yeah what a requeef relief*

#34-you tried to hard.

'Requeef' just sounds wrong. Did you queef and it ninja'd it's way back inside only to be released once again as a requeef to wreak the havoc that it never got the chance to the first time?

No, it's sort of like twitter. He saw a queef on his timeline and just HAD to requeef it. His 2 followers would DIE.

I'm pretty sure this is not a "stage" all women go through. Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies!

If that's a step to womanhood, I either skipped it or I'm not a woman.

I think 5 just meant the stage where kids go through puberty and start to explore their bodies a bit. Stuff like that.

16, I think #5 meant the stage that they try things they see online or by their peers. Such as the condom challenge.. Most disturbing thing I have seen a teenager do!

may i ask what the condom challenge is?

Logically, I know my kids are gonna do some really dumb things eventually. But is there any real way to be prepared for those aquward situations? Such as sexual exploring of their bodies. Is there anyway I could perhaps get the wife to walk in on that instead of me? I can deal with my sons, but my daughter...... Thats my baby girl. Lets just say, there is gonna be hell to pay when she tries to date.

82 - it's a stupid challenge that's trending when you snort a condom up your nose and it comes out of your mouth. Queefing on accident is so embarrassing..

Snort a condom? .... Mmm latex and lube.

I had unrestricted internet when I was 12 and I turned out... RESTRICT HER INTERNET. ASAP

But, boys fap..

Lol did you not see Bridesmaids? "I cracked a blanket in half." Boys and girls each have their own difficulties it would seem.

#11 at least I know what to expect. If I had a daughter I would just feel bad for whoever she dates.

Because I'd be to over protective

So would I. She'd probably be ugly as fuck.

I had to crack those bedsheets open .... I got that from a movie, and I can't remember which one. I just know It's a reference to boys and sheets

yes we are!! i hope to only have sons too!!

That is sadly true. I was so innocent and naive when it came to things like this when I was that age. And that's the way it should be! I'm not saying that children should be completely sheltered and ignorant of such things. They do need to be taught about their own body, the way it works, the anatomy of their genitalia, etc. BUT, it should be taught to them using words that they will understand and only the very basics at first. Then, you slowly progress into more and more detail as they grow up. That way they can learn at their own level and yet maintain the amount of innocence appropriate for their age. And they won't have to look to the internet, or other mediums, to learn about these types of things.

Also, if the OP's daughter is that curious already and willing to attempt queefing, that just sounds silly lol, something that she has only seen on the internet and doesn't really understand, at 12, what will she be trying next? Internet restrictions, blocks, and a very close watch on what she is looking up is definitely in order here! "What if those don't work and she manages to get passed the blocks?" Then there's no more internet for her! And, "What if she goes behind their back and uses the internet elsewhere?" Well, there's really not much that can be done about that sadly. When teens and teeny-boppers are determined to do something, and they usually are, especially when they know it will upset their parents, there's almost no stopping them.

Especially at that age they know it all anyway and the more you push for them not to do something the more likely they will

Short comment passing by. Carry on.