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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:04 / United States - Newtown Square
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By  annalily5  |  28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Dave_Davington  |  27

#80, as my last three whores said to me, wrong hole.

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And how did OP not know what the business was? You don't just launch a business after thinking about it a couple hours. It's a long process, and it's just strange OP didn't know. At least he doesn't seem to.

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  annalily5  |  28

Particularly since it's his girlfriend. I presume she has talked to him about it. So either he was a bit of an ass and never listened, or was a bit of an ass and expected her to create a cushier position just for him.

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  gracehi  |  31

Who says he didn't know? Nothing in the FML implies that he didn't know what he was getting into--only frustration that he's had to resort to it due to his layoff.

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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

Right, but the real question is why are people getting their butt hair bleached?!? I mean if you were doing something down there for aesthetic reasons you'd think they'd just wax it, or trim i even, but bleach? Are they hoping people will be like "oh look, that hair is so light I can barely even see it."

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  HeartYou101  |  30

Porn stars get their ass hairs/vagina hairs (that are in too hard places to get waxed)/gooch hairs bleached...Although, I reckon the OP's girlfriend opened a beauticians and obviously the OP isn't qualified to wax/tweeze eyebrows, give facials, do makeup, etc., so all they can do is bleach buttholes, unless they decide to do a beauty therapy course...

By  fuckfuckityfuck  |  16

Sucks but it could be worse.

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The person who says that usually gets down voted. I should've sent something else

By  annalily5  |  28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Brandon1000  |  10

I find it hard to believe that OP's current wage is at least twice minimum wage, so if his girlfriend paid a Korean woman half his current wage it would be illegal.

By  scottishoatmeal  |  22

I don't even (know how to complete a damn sentence)

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  w0nderwh4t  |  14

really don't know why this got down voted

By  Tripartita  |  43

I'm imagining that the OP applied for a sort of mundane assistant job and got more than they bargained for. "Alright, newbie, I take my coffee with two sugars, like my reports fresh off the printer so they're still warm, and will be needing my asshole bleached every Tuesday." "Oh, uh, if you're bleaching his asshole, could you do mine too?" "I'd also like to get in on this." "I'm requesting a Friday bleaching. You know, fresh for the weekend."

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