By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 18:04 - United States - Newtown Square

Today, my girlfriend launched her own business. I was recently laid off from my job, so I offered to be her very first employee. I now have the glamorous job of bleaching people's assholes. FML
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youloveBC 14

Well look at the bright side! You're making some money!

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GreyJedi 10

I guess it would be the light side with the bleach and all.

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Roaster94 5

Made me laugh. Anyways I remember as a kid in highschool guys joking about wanting to be a gynecologist.. So this in a sense is even better considering the women isn't being checked for issues. Granted most men don't have those kind of perverted needs anymore. On a side note I'm surprised his gf wants him doing that to other girls

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Tyrez 32

It's not like you didn't ask for it, I mean she is you're girlfriend so you should have known what you were getting into. I hope for your sake your customers know how to wipe well.

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neuronerd 28

Wouldn't that job be performed by an aesthetician or cosmetologist or something? I've neither done it or had it done, but it seems like something that could go very wrong if you weren't properly trained and licenced.

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NikelIsHere 9

Maybe a dermatologist or aesthetician since they get more into the works of the skin. I'm a cosmetologist and we don't go above knees (for pedicures), above elbows (for manicures), or below the neck (everything else we do [although we can work in places that wax intimate areas, but no bleaching]).

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becca1998 22

Your girlfriend is a bit of an asshole for not telling you what you will be doing haha

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