Love, Work and Awkward: Chick magnet

Chick magnet

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left town for a month to visit family. Meanwhile, the young woman I hired at my restaurant just got back from vacation with her natural hair color restored. It’s the same color as my girlfriend’s hair, and she made a pass at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 199

You deserved it 452

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 430

You deserved it 2 064

Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85

You deserved it 2 655

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 823

You deserved it 1 737

Oh no, the humanity!

By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

I agree, your life sucks 280

You deserved it 1 335

By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 596

You deserved it 4 761

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 581

You deserved it 13 674

By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 549

You deserved it 241

By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 715

You deserved it 5 894

By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 789

You deserved it 1 998

By jeezy - 23/02/2009 10:35 - Canada

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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You deserved it 3 289

MidnaLink 33

Friday 23 February 2024 12:04

So? Unless your girlfriend and this girl could pass as identical twins, you know your girlfriend's gone out of town. Just don't mess with this girl.

Justkidding100 41

Friday 23 February 2024 15:02

what's with all the YDI? Guy never said it was an FML because he was into her, imo it's an FML because a subordinate suddenly started acting like a stalker!

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Friday 23 February 2024 12:04

So? Unless your girlfriend and this girl could pass as identical twins, you know your girlfriend's gone out of town. Just don't mess with this girl.

JackWood 20

Friday 23 February 2024 14:49

Well just text your gf and ask if it's ok if you sleep with the girl you hired because she has the same color hair.

hopejm 5

Friday 23 February 2024 15:00

watch this girl like a hawk n find a way to legally fire her, although sexual harassment can be an automatic termination. Cuz I smell trouble brewing from her.

Justkidding100 41

Friday 23 February 2024 15:02

what's with all the YDI? Guy never said it was an FML because he was into her, imo it's an FML because a subordinate suddenly started acting like a stalker!

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 24 February 2024 3:36

They did a bad job of making it clear that was the issue. I was pretty confused as to the FML until I read your comment as having the same (natural) hair colour as another woman doesn't equal stalker to me. If that's what's actually going on it's an FML.