Anonymous
Temecula, United States
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
T……
Sharing is caring
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML
Eiblake13
United States
Neverending cycle
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
anon
Give me a break
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Snooping much?
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
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WCARlover 35
The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting
HeadlessSparrow 20
You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.
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WhoCouldIBe 11
Take a fork-put it in the stuffing-dip the entire Oreo
nitrog100 21
That's exactly what I learned two years ago. It was a revelation.
alfonze07 12
Man just don't argue and make your girl happy
middlenamefrank 8
"The best way is your way, dear". It takes two people to argue.
gimmie_the_rock 1
First you get a glass of milk and drown them bitches in milk until they're soggy then eat them, make sure you drop one in the bottom of the cup before you pour the milk so you can drink up all the chocolate after ??
codyandjessie99 8
that's how I do chocolate chip cookies but not Oreos
tiffster1992 3
Lol sounds like me and my boyfriend lol
ratorr2 23
As my mom always said "it takes two to argue". YDI for arguing over something stupid like this.
TehGreatBrownie 7
Two words: "yes, Dear"
trintintin 10
You just dip the whole cookie in milk, then eat it.
ramlp1224 5
I know how you feel dude, I know how you feel
codyandjessie99 8
never argue with a chick about sweets.. I'm dead serious.. just always assume she's right and on the of chance ur right just let her last the hard way