Anonymous
Temecula, United States
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
T……
Sharing is caring
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML
Eiblake13
United States
Neverending cycle
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
anon
Give me a break
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Snooping much?
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
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WCARlover 35
The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting
HeadlessSparrow 20
You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.
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Comments (108)
Overlord247 20
I don't usually eat oreos because I don't really like sweet things but I think the idea of melting all the frosting and dipping in the cookies is brilliant
doodlebug33 20
There's no wrong way to eat an Oreo
0h_Boy 26
Umm, with your mouth?
Ben14h 22
There is no proper way to eat an Oreo since there are so many ways to eat one
JustaDO_fml 14
Twist, take off the top, place the side with creme on top of your tongue eat and then eat the other piece, do do until their all gone.
be82tw 17
Of all the arguments you could have with your girlfriend, none are so awesome and incredibly important as the oreo question.
janfleury 19
Not the first time nor the last for this argument. Just as long as you twist them apart, eat the filling then dunk the individual chocolate rounds in milk, your in the right. Otherwise what is the point.
Drnknmonkey08 12
one of life's greatest debates; how to properly eat Oreos, and how toilet paper is supposed to go on the roll. destroying relationships since 1992.
tigerzroze 16
This is a perfectly normal thing to argue over. :-)
OneFourNine 9
Seriously, you did it to yourself. If you can have or cannot avoid an argument about how to 'properly' eat an Oreo, you are too egocentric and/or not mature enough to be in a relationship.
Drnknmonkey08 12
just because they had an argument over something so irrelevant to a relationship does not mean they are not mature enough to be in one. people argue over the most stupid things in life. what makes you "egocentric/immature" is expecting no arguements or letting it affect the relationship.