Anonymous
Temecula, United States
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
T……
Sharing is caring
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML
Eiblake13
United States
Neverending cycle
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
anon
Give me a break
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Snooping much?
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
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WCARlover 35
The best way to eat Oreos is entire-package-in-one-sitting
HeadlessSparrow 20
You take the Oreo, split it, eat the side without the frosting first, and then you eat the side with the frosting. That's how you properly eat an Oreo.
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sturschaedel 27
You stick a fork into the frosting, dunk the whole oreo in milk and eat it. That's how you eat an oreo.
LuckBeNimble 19
coffee-stirrer straws work best as you maximize both product and milk absorption.
jacjax 10
the real question is cream or cookie?
nityasomaiya 46
Thats like asking, who came first, the chicken or the egg?
Nordrag 26
The issue is often not the topic of the arguement but the way you go about arguing. I used to be really bad about using the phrase "******* stupid" any time i argued a point. i later learned that it was my method of arguing that got me in trouble, not the little things we'd argue about.
praesidiem 16
Clearly the issue here isn't debate tactics, but Oreo philosophy. It is absurd to assume ANY rational person would have the conviction to remain cool-headed whilst arguing such a controversial, paramountcy.
ellymae96 25
Well what did you decide? Take it apart and eat the halves separately? Eat the middle first? The whole thing at once? Drowning it in milk ?
Chicagoillinois 18
Taking all the frosting out melting it and using the cookie parts as chips and th he frosting as dip
ellymae96 25
That is brilliant.
Hildy93 21
If you do find out please tell me, I've been wondering for years!
TheTardis123 11
Cookies first. Then the good part: cream.
JMichael 26
Best way to eat an Oreo: however the **** you want.
DFMLharsh 20
^ this man, has figured out life.
namibian 13
Brake each cookies. Put all in a bowl. Mix cream cheese in and make mini balls. Add melted chocolate. Yummy!
IceMan11 23
Mum said chocolate isn't good for dogs. But you can have the rest of my milk.
jay_south 19
But… there is no wrong way to eat an Oreo. Personally, I like eating mine three at a time. But that's just me.
lulinator 40
I always steal in multiples of three when I go to my mom's. She called me a ******** this morning for doing that. Breakfast of Champions.