Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 05:23 - France

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 05:01

Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML

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Thrice 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:20

While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:21

sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.

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Satoyuki 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 15:16

Fake boobs suck.

shmaller 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:11

#11 HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

Nicksincity 0

Friday 22 May 2009 6:22

She is not crazy it's a complement and that's it if she gets affended then so be it... Try complementing something else and see if she gets affended.

la6437 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:44

Offending-wtf does affending mean?

KaneCR 9

Wednesday 29 June 2016 0:03

sorry bud, stupid white knights aren't accepted here.

Squeezee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:08

Who caress?

zombieman000 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:03

#11 said it best.

genius_man16 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:31

#11 is my hero oh man, LMAOOOOO soo funny

KevinB_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:28

then tell her you hate them.

ziqi92 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:41

insecurity + irony + confusion = qualities that tell us to dump the girl

Lalala203 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:52

This post is not a FML? Either way why would you like a form of plastic or silicon inserted into somebody's chest? That is disgusting.

katzepferd 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:08

fake/huge breasts are discusting, i definitly prefer kind of small to huge

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