By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0
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Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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PureGold 0
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Eww...fake boobs x(. But still, that's pretty obnoxious of her to say, and it's not fair to you.

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SerenitySilver 0

Slap a ho! Hope one of them pop on her new date

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_Elizabeth_ 0

Well that sucks. Hope you learned your lesson about paying for something for your girlfriend that would help her get other guys. Good job.

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TheZman 0

Ooh that sucks you should have proceeded to pop them with a long needle

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elara15 0

Maybe she'll blame it on the anesthesia. It could be a bad sense of humor, but maybe you deserve it for financially backing her vanity. Just a thought.

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TuddaTM 0
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first.... and wow whata bitch

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qwerty475 0

Ouch! NEVER buy your girlfriend anything like that

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exotica_fml 6
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mannn not fair...if i could get a bf to pay for a boob job for me i would be forever grateful

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sskarma23 9
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I hope she was joking even then she should be grateful considering you paid for em

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housemd1120 0

hahahahaha

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ryguy1997 0
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but if op didn't have a "real job" then how did he afford to buy them for her?

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pikachu_01 0
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Ugh. I say dump her!

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Rose_916 16

Never pay for the implants if ur not married to her cuz she could've dump u on the spot after u pay for them ! :p but if she wasn't joking FYL

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acousticxxwench 0
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that's why you don't date superficial cunts :)

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tWitt3rBuG 0
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FHL! Run!!! Sorry dude! But she's fake, time for you to get a real gf! Like hello how many guys do you think would love her for her (like you!) She'll be back. Hope you moved on by then!

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