FML : Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can...

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Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 April 2009 15:47 / United States

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By TheZman | 0

#103103 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:32

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

By Nitros_fml | 0

#103143 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:42

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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By PureGold | 0

#103007 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:25

Eww...fake boobs x(. But still, that's pretty obnoxious of her to say, and it's not fair to you.

By SerenitySilver | 0

#103016 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:25

Slap a ho! Hope one of them pop on her new date

By _Elizabeth_ | 0

#103060 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:40

Well that sucks. Hope you learned your lesson about paying for something for your girlfriend that would help her get other guys. Good job.

By TheZman | 0

#103062 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:35

Ooh that sucks you should have proceeded to pop them with a long needle

By elara15 | 0

#103071 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:41

Maybe she'll blame it on the anesthesia. It could be a bad sense of humor, but maybe you deserve it for financially backing her vanity. Just a thought.

By TuddaTM | 0

#103072 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:21

first.... and wow whata bitch

qwerty475 | 0

#380108 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 11:40

Ouch! NEVER buy your girlfriend anything like that

exotica_fml | 6

#914790 - Thursday 4 March 2010 09:41

mannn not fair...if i could get a bf to pay for a boob job for me i would be forever grateful

sskarma23 | 9

#2971067 - Monday 25 July 2011 09:39

I hope she was joking even then she should be grateful considering you paid for em

By housemd1120 | 0

#103074 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:21

hahahahaha

ryguy1997 | 0

#973625 - Saturday 3 April 2010 05:04

but if op didn't have a "real job" then how did he afford to buy them for her?

By pikachu_01 | 0

#103076 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:22

Ugh. I say dump her!

Rose_916 | 16

#4745535 - Sunday 29 July 2012 12:10

Never pay for the implants if ur not married to her cuz she could've dump u on the spot after u pay for them ! :p but if she wasn't joking FYL

By acousticxxwench | 0

#103086 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:44

that's why you don't date superficial cunts :)

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#103090 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:45

FHL! Run!!! Sorry dude! But she's fake, time for you to get a real gf! Like hello how many guys do you think would love her for her (like you!) She'll be back. Hope you moved on by then!