Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Unwarranted
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Small comforts
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
HittingDaGymNow
Charming dude
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
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Thrice 0
While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
ell3x0 0
sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.
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manbearpig28 3
this one sucks
minenotyours 0
mine are real ;)
FranzFerdinand 18
Yeah, but apparently they're yours and not mine. :(
axelkg 0
this is worded awkwardly. today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs. what do you mean today? is she going to have very small boobs tomorrow? or did she have just average boobs yesterday?
Adovock 6
That's because all comments made on FML must start with "today". Anyway, I hate when girls say they got breast implants to "make their shirts fit better". In the words of Daniel Tosh, "You got them because you're a *****, you forgot because you're stupid!" Haha I love that episode :D (Not saying it applies here, it just makes me laugh...)
Bl4ck_1c3 2
well we understand how to piss them off
LadyAshley 0
Why would you like fake big ass boobs anyways, their nasty.
Sersha88 0
Or maybe women look way too much into things and can't accept a normal compliment
little_birdie 0
To a girl, it sounds like " I like your big assed fake boobs because the old ones looked like bunny-ears."
redsox4021 0
agreed^ dumb bitch get back in the kitchen you son' bitch
Jca56 3
Okay????
izzy21_fml 0
I'm a girl, & it's true sometimes we do look to much into a compliment or situation I'll admit it's anoying sometimes. we can be very complicated