Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 05:23 - France

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 17:20

While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:21

sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.

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Thursday 5 February 2009 6:20

Geez, this is so absurd I'm beyond words!

nursejadams 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:25

what do you expect? You're dating a girl who's insecure enough to need fake boobs. Insecure usually comes with crazy, stop complaining about it

ryry013 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:24

"Do you like my new boobs?" "Yeah" "STOP STARING, YOU'RE SO MEAN"

Thrice 0

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Thursday 12 March 2009 17:20

While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Sidneh 0

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Thursday 6 August 2009 1:04

#11 FTW! HAHAAHAHA

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Thursday 6 August 2009 22:18

XD hahaha omg that's hilarious

pdoom 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:04

that IS ridiculous. sorry, guy, enjoy them in silence then!

GraphicArtsP7 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:06

Shut up. your FML is terrible . stop posting themm....now....bitch..

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:21

sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.

ledzeprules 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:51

ha what dumb broad

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Saturday 28 March 2009 18:36

yeah :( girls with fake boobies are the most insecure girls of all. waaatch out.

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:42

I don't like fake boobs...

heidi101 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:22

hahaha

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