By Anonymous - 12/04/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 310
You deserved it 1 045

Same thing different taste

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I wish i had a million monies 3

at least you have a moustache, im a guy and i cant grow facial hair.

Hehe children can be so funny, don't take it too hard, if she looks up to you, she'll want one too :D

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I wish i had a million monies 3

at least you have a moustache, im a guy and i cant grow facial hair.

Can we swap bodies then? I like beards on other guys, but hate having one myself.

Hehe children can be so funny, don't take it too hard, if she looks up to you, she'll want one too :D

chessu 21

One is not like the others... (Holocaust and vaccines - yes, an idiot. But 9/11 has a substantial amount of evidence that no one should be 100% sure that it wasn't an inside job..)

SmittyJA24 26

(In Mr Myaggi voice:) Wax on, mustache off.

The Book of David 1

You can tolerate your facial hair, shave it off, or wear it with pride. But at least be aware of it. Look on the bright side: your niece did her deed in a private setting, as a gesture of care and respect.

If you have a full beard, you could consider growing it out and putting decorations in it. When I was a wee He-Man fan, one of my magazines featured a Sihk girl with PCOS who'd decided to do that, since her faith said she shouldn't have to shave to look pretty.