Boomer humor

By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 23:14 - Australia - Fitzroy

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Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
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mclauren29 22

I think it's great they have a sense of humour, be grateful they are still willing to have fun!

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AnOriginalName 19

Hey, I would laugh too. It's a funny joke. On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?

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mclauren29 22

I think it's great they have a sense of humour, be grateful they are still willing to have fun!

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tunti 11

Old people have the best sense of humor!

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AnOriginalName 19

Hey, I would laugh too. It's a funny joke. On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?

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kumarina 35

Yeah, is curious how you grandpa knows, but it was kind of funny

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's not a crucial piece of information to make such a joke

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I don't know the exact price of blow up dolls, but I guarantee they're cheaper than an actual girlfriend! Haha..

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AnOriginalName 19

#46, almost anything is cheaper than a girlfriend! And that's why I'm single. Yup, the only reason why I don't have a girlfriend....

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Welshite 39

Blowup dolls make the best girlfriends. They will always love you.

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JMichael 25

And they never say no!

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MrSassypants 32

My doll did say no once. Then it popped itself. Guess I got to see if my hand is still single, but probably not. Don't tell my hand I said it but, it's a bit slutty. Just jerking about everyone off, except me.

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Capt_Colorz 8

But dolls won't make u a sandwich after!!

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gmian 34

Nah, his grandparents just have a great sense of humor.

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Damned_Architect 25

Aren't Grandparents supposed to be supportive and kind, not mean and cruel?

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MortenM 17

Maybe, but great sense of humor is what should be focused on here. Don't be a dick about a hilarious set of grand parents

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cryssycakesx3 22

having a sense of humor doesn't make them mean and cruel

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eternal_malaise 10

Good luck with the girlfriend but you should think twice about introducing her to your grandparents.

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cryssycakesx3 22

maybe just once so they can see she's real

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H4IL2TH3V 8

Make sure they know prior that she is just shy when you bring her to dinner. lol dont want them to think she is rude.

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aire101 16

She will never know why they call her 'Doll'...

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israelnotjacob 20

Tell them its better than either of them were able to do.

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iAlissa 34

That is so disrespectful, especially given that I'm 99% sure his grandfather was joking.

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BlackPanther19 11

Your grandparents have a good sense of humor. Be greatful

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armonicavita 13

At Least your grandparents have a sense of humor :)

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