By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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RochelleRedvines 8

She asked for it. Literally.

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Comments

calivianya 29

Wow, so many think you deserved it... come on! If she asked you to insult her, OP, what should she expect? She needs to grow up and get over it. It sucks for you how childish she is.

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RebeccaRFT 18

Yes but you don't insult the girl's LOOKS. Insult her personality but not her looks! Looks are hard to change.

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tsent8 15

Do you WANT to lose your balls never call a girl fat EVER!!! The correct response would be I can't honey there's nothing Wrong with you.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Shutup Axiarus, Tsent is bang on the money :) calling a girl perfect= every girls dream

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DLT_fml 20

I've called my girlfriend perfect so much that I'm now only allowed to say it once per day... :(

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tsent8 15

39- remember that girl that put icy hot on her boyfriends balls? I think I'm doing just fine.

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hamusta 13

Obviously there IS something wrong with her since she insulted her boyfriend.

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kAPISH 29

Why all the dislikes? If you could make a girl happy by just telling her the truth, why shouldn't you? if that's not worth 2 min of your life, I don't know what is.

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kristof16 1

You had it coming.even then your supposed to say something nice

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wannabesinger 16

He had it comin', he had it comin'. He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I betcha you would have done the same.

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tjisnumbaone 5

FYL because she should've not cared because she wanted you to insult her. YDI because you could've done something less harsh than that. Ultimately you could've been the better person by saying that you forgive her and don't need to insult her.

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panda_lou 11

What if he hadn't forgiven her and what if her comment was worse?

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traveler_ghost 12

anything but calling a girl fat, what were you thinking? Exactly you weren't thinking, most girls-like me take thar stuff to heart. now she's going to be all insecure and focus on her weight

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poker_smile 6

What you should always, always say in a time like this is: Insult you? But you're perfect. You had this one coming

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FlashBurn 13

At least she felt bad, but you should have told her what was said can't be taken back and just dropped it. At least you don't have to ask her to be quiet? :D

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Zoey5683 17

I laughed when i read this. It's mean but that is definitely the wrong insult to choose from. Then again, a lot of choices are the wrong move the make. Depends on how the girl would react to such insults.

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