Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML
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poke_master
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Lawl, that's terrible.
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CSweeney
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Poor guy :(
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plethora
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Freudian slip!
Whoops.
Whoops.
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catriona_cd
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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alexandraa_fml
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She deserves it for fishing for compliments.
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idkweird
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This.
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HeresReality
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she does deserve it for fishing and you deserve it for being outright retarded saying that your girlfriend is fat. dd you really think calling her fat would end well?
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HoesInaBox
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it was obviously an accident. but fyl anyways, compliment fishers derserve to be called fat
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loveconverse
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I agree with # 4
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ollie200519
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Agreed. When a compliment fisher says something bad about themselves you should always agree.
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alexxpro
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it was an accident .
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anthaz_fml
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it was an accident. when someone is talking about something, and you're thinking about something else, you absentmindedly say what they were talking about?
yep
yep
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funny_girly1
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70 you're an idiot. It was an accident!
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Luckster
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Grow a pair and explain yourself rather than taking your sitcom-style punishment. If she can't understand it was a slip up, maybe it's a good idea to find a different girl who has a level head on her shoulders.
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thatoneguyinca
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Totally, he's a tool.
Men are getting more and more pussified daily, I can't take it!!
Just fucking google "leykis 101" and you'll learn the truth.
Men are getting more and more pussified daily, I can't take it!!
Just fucking google "leykis 101" and you'll learn the truth.
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Maddoctor
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Yeah, because those 101 "rules" will totally help out in his situation.
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tdawgheath
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Could have easily laughed it off aand said, "my tongue got twisted, babe, I meant to saay 'you're so beautiful'" so I don't see why OP didn't.
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myinitialsarecoc
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Should of added '..With a p-h'
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24788
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You know you wanted to say that because she's always bitching about her weight. I hate how fit woman say they are fat and need to lose weight.
I'm so fat I can't eat one piece of brownie or it will go straight to my thighs... Good, I'm fucking glad then you won't break in half when I bend you over.
I'm so fat I can't eat one piece of brownie or it will go straight to my thighs... Good, I'm fucking glad then you won't break in half when I bend you over.
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BangOut
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win^
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LightWater
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Yup, constantly arguing with a mate who points out some anorexic bird and it's like dude, she'd snap if I tried it. That's not gonna go well!
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sweetpea129
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lmao at 7. "when i bend you over" ahahah
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boog_fml
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I want to Falcon Punch girls like that
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whataloadofbull
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Dude, you've been playing way too much Super Smash lately...
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Crasken
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http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DFFtw7qW7Vcw&ei=_GtYS6KoIJH-M6r79MwE&sa=X&oi=video_result&resnum=12&ct=thumbnail&ved=0CCIQuAIwCw&usg=AFQjCNFKm99anREJUQbKITXyBLGss4RXCA
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paramorefan125
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girls lyk tht gt on my fukken nerves dude. tha only thing more annoying iz wen im eatin normal nd dey r goin anorexic nd dey look @ me nd r lyk "how cn u eat lyk tht in front of guys?" anywys wy off topic. so yeah dude tell her it ws a mistake jeez evry1 fukks up
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f_alltheirlives
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"Silence! King Anoying is about to tell us things that are anoying and lyk gt on hiz nervzes"
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skrotty
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english lessons, take some please... i beg you please
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amirbakovic
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holy mother of shit!! pleaseee teach me to speak like that...........nott
where do you learn this terrible language i dubbed: "retarded-14-year-old-gangstaaa-phat-farm-wearing-kid-drinking-bacardi-and-puking-after-1-sip-thinking-your-hardcore!"
where do you learn this terrible language i dubbed: "retarded-14-year-old-gangstaaa-phat-farm-wearing-kid-drinking-bacardi-and-puking-after-1-sip-thinking-your-hardcore!"
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Flutist
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Girls like that get on my fucking nerves dude. That only thing more annoying is when I’m eating [a] normal [meal] and they are going anorexic. They look at me and are like "How can you eat like that in front of guys?" Anyway, way off topic. So yeah, dude, tell her it was a mistake. Jeez everyone fucks up.
Above: that is how a normal comment should look. Stop being a spelling troll.
Also if you don't have manners then that might be why the girls are asking if you eat like that in front of other people. And a lot of girls i know snack throughout the day and control their intake of calories because it is not kosher for a girl to be large like a male.
Above: that is how a normal comment should look. Stop being a spelling troll.
Also if you don't have manners then that might be why the girls are asking if you eat like that in front of other people. And a lot of girls i know snack throughout the day and control their intake of calories because it is not kosher for a girl to be large like a male.
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screwlife23
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God forbid a girl isn't kosher. I do believe she was refering to the amount not the way she was eating.
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ImmaZebra
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lyk omg gurls lyk u get on my fukken nerrrves too.
Learn how to speak English... Please.
Learn how to speak English... Please.
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kdog333
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people lyk u gt on my fcking nerves
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pompomkiwi
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It seems like you would have to try to have this bad of grammer
I'm so fat I can't eat one piece of brownie or it will go straight to my thighs... Good, I'm fucking glad then you won't break in half when I bend you over.