well someone knows what she wants in life.

like a boss

she's got ballz. she should find a nice submissive husband.

Obviously not cause she hasn't me me... Damn, I feel like a pedophile now...

well she learned it from you haha like mother like daughter. way ta be

That is a WIN!

She's be an abusive stripper. sorry, I'm good at predicting the future

You deserve it for being a good mother and instilling a sense of ambition in your daughter.

hey! don't talk about Mary like that

is her name Stewie by any chance?

that's not an fml :)

It is cause she thinks she will be allowed to leave the kitchen.

ha ha ha! that's just sweet, way to make a first impression. Did she tell you about her future job?

of course. she's gonna be BO$$.

Poor thing thinks that she will leave the kitchen....

what a girl! atlas she's got her future employees in place. (;

*alas my bad.

Okay so what's the Fml about ?

That's what I'm wondering too! It would be an FML she wanted to work for the boy.

can't get mad at her. she's ambitious. 2nd

it's okay you're actually first.. at failing

Magnificent daughter!

This isn't a FML, she's awesome!

She's gonna be a pimp.

Does the term 'pimp' apply to male prostitutes?

pimp can be male or female though technically it's a 'madame' who sells the services of prostitutes lol

what the fuck no she's not, did u not get the FML at all? if your being sarcastic it's not funny...

52- Da hell you talkin' about?

OP that shouldn't be an fml at all!!! that's AWESOME!!!!