By Rachel - 10/06/2011 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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adropofpeace 8

Well, someone knows what she wants in life.

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adropofpeace 8

Well, someone knows what she wants in life.

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iSitt 0

she's got ballz. she should find a nice submissive husband.

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NomOnShroomz 14

Obviously not cause she hasn't me me... Damn, I feel like a pedophile now...

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kendallwendall 0
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well she learned it from you haha like mother like daughter. way ta be

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Truth_Nazi 0

She's be an abusive stripper. sorry, I'm good at predicting the future

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herrobear 0
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You deserve it for being a good mother and instilling a sense of ambition in your daughter.

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markymark1429 8
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hey! don't talk about Mary like that

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canttouchthis90 0

is her name Stewie by any chance?

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moey907 2

that's not an fml :)

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lmfao1643 3
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It is cause she thinks she will be allowed to leave the kitchen.

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lowshadows 21
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ha ha ha! that's just sweet, way to make a first impression. Did she tell you about her future job?

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ahhhFYL 0
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of course. she's gonna be BO$$.

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lmfao1643 3
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Poor thing thinks that she will leave the kitchen....

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blueandpurpleroc 4

what a girl! atlas she's got her future employees in place. (;

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blueandpurpleroc 4

*alas my bad.

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humzizzl3 0
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Okay so what's the Fml about ?

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boyguydudemalema 0

That's what I'm wondering too! It would be an FML she wanted to work for the boy.

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FVSimon323 0
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can't get mad at her. she's ambitious. 2nd

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Crlnprz 11
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it's okay you're actually first.. at failing

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Offensive_fml 4
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Magnificent daughter!

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Rosehart 10
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This isn't a FML, she's awesome!

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Calyx_fml 21
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She's gonna be a pimp.

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iLazy 0
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Does the term 'pimp' apply to male prostitutes?

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SteelCladAngel 0

pimp can be male or female though technically it's a 'madame' who sells the services of prostitutes lol

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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what the fuck no she's not, did u not get the FML at all? if your being sarcastic it's not funny...

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YacL 15
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52- Da hell you talkin' about?

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rvontr88 21
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OP that shouldn't be an fml at all!!! that's AWESOME!!!!

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