By Rachel - 10/06/2011 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 962
You deserved it 13 486

Same thing different taste

Top comments

adropofpeace 8

Well, someone knows what she wants in life.


adropofpeace 8

Well, someone knows what she wants in life.

iSitt 0

she's got ballz. she should find a nice submissive husband.

Obviously not cause she hasn't me me... Damn, I feel like a pedophile now...

well she learned it from you haha like mother like daughter. way ta be

She's be an abusive stripper. sorry, I'm good at predicting the future

You deserve it for being a good mother and instilling a sense of ambition in your daughter.

canttouchthis90 0

is her name Stewie by any chance?

moey907 2

It is cause she thinks she will be allowed to leave the kitchen.

ha ha ha! that's just sweet, way to make a first impression. Did she tell you about her future job?

Poor thing thinks that she will leave the kitchen....

blueandpurpleroc 4

what a girl! atlas she's got her future employees in place. (;

blueandpurpleroc 4
boyguydudemalema 0

That's what I'm wondering too! It would be an FML she wanted to work for the boy.

can't get mad at her. she's ambitious. 2nd

it's okay you're actually first.. at failing

Does the term 'pimp' apply to male prostitutes?

SteelCladAngel 0

pimp can be male or female though technically it's a 'madame' who sells the services of prostitutes lol

what the **** no she's not, did u not get the FML at all? if your being sarcastic it's not funny...

OP that shouldn't be an fml at all!!! that's AWESOME!!!!