By Rachel - 10/06/2011 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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adropofpeace 8

Well, someone knows what she wants in life.

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adropofpeace 8

Well, someone knows what she wants in life.

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iSitt 0

she's got ballz. she should find a nice submissive husband.

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NomOnShroomz 14

Obviously not cause she hasn't me me... Damn, I feel like a pedophile now...

kendallwendall 0

well she learned it from you haha like mother like daughter. way ta be

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Truth_Nazi 0

She's be an abusive stripper. sorry, I'm good at predicting the future

herrobear 0

You deserve it for being a good mother and instilling a sense of ambition in your daughter.

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canttouchthis90 0

is her name Stewie by any chance?

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moey907 2

that's not an fml :)

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lmfao1643 3

It is cause she thinks she will be allowed to leave the kitchen.

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lowshadows 21

ha ha ha! that's just sweet, way to make a first impression. Did she tell you about her future job?

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lmfao1643 3

Poor thing thinks that she will leave the kitchen....

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blueandpurpleroc 4

what a girl! atlas she's got her future employees in place. (;

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blueandpurpleroc 4

*alas my bad.

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boyguydudemalema 0

That's what I'm wondering too! It would be an FML she wanted to work for the boy.

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FVSimon323 0

can't get mad at her. she's ambitious. 2nd

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Crlnprz 11

it's okay you're actually first.. at failing

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iLazy 0

Does the term 'pimp' apply to male prostitutes?

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SteelCladAngel 0

pimp can be male or female though technically it's a 'madame' who sells the services of prostitutes lol

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

what the **** no she's not, did u not get the FML at all? if your being sarcastic it's not funny...

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rvontr88 21

OP that shouldn't be an fml at all!!! that's AWESOME!!!!

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