Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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adropofpeace
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Well, someone knows what she wants in life.
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Azull_fml
| 8
Like a boss.
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adropofpeace
| 8
Well, someone knows what she wants in life.
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NYC_Yoshi
| 3
like a boss
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iSitt
| 0
she's got ballz.
she should find a nice submissive husband.
she should find a nice submissive husband.
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
Obviously not cause she hasn't me me... Damn, I feel like a pedophile now...
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kendallwendall
| 0
well she learned it from you haha like mother like daughter. way ta be
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
That is a WIN!
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Truth_Nazi
| 0
She's be an abusive stripper. sorry, I'm good at predicting the future
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herrobear
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You deserve it for being a good mother and instilling a sense of ambition in your daughter.
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markymark1429
| 8
hey! don't talk about Mary like that
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canttouchthis90
| 0
is her name Stewie by any chance?
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moey907
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that's not an fml :)
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lmfao1643
| 3
It is cause she thinks she will be allowed to leave the kitchen.
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lowshadows
| 21
ha ha ha! that's just sweet, way to make a first impression. Did she tell you about her future job?
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ahhhFYL
| 0
of course. she's gonna be BO$$.
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lmfao1643
| 3
Poor thing thinks that she will leave the kitchen....
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blueandpurpleroc
| 4
what a girl!
atlas she's got her future employees in place. (;
atlas she's got her future employees in place. (;
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blueandpurpleroc
| 4
*alas
my bad.
my bad.
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humzizzl3
| 0
Okay so what's the Fml about ?
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boyguydudemalema
| 0
That's what I'm wondering too! It would be an FML she wanted to work for the boy.
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FVSimon323
| 0
can't get mad at her. she's ambitious. 2nd
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Crlnprz
| 11
it's okay you're actually first.. at failing
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Offensive_fml
| 4
Magnificent daughter!
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Rosehart
| 10
This isn't a FML, she's awesome!
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Calyx_fml
| 21
She's gonna be a pimp.
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iLazy
| 0
Does the term 'pimp' apply to male prostitutes?
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SteelCladAngel
| 0
pimp can be male or female
though technically it's a 'madame' who sells the services of prostitutes lol
though technically it's a 'madame' who sells the services of prostitutes lol
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
what the fuck no she's not, did u not get the FML at all? if your being sarcastic it's not funny...
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YacL
| 15
52- Da hell you talkin' about?
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rvontr88
| 21
OP that shouldn't be an fml at all!!! that's AWESOME!!!!