Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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katie1243 16
A girl who would dump you over text is so not worth it! And that guys an asshole, you do you
im_a_squid 25
Awe, my apologies, OP.. That lady and your ex will both get what's coming to them. Karma, as they say, is a bitch.
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Comments (66)
megnifique 14
she really is NOT worth it sweetie, and people are just snobs if i'm honest.. You are working, a hard working member of society, it deserves respect - don't be told otherwise x
capnjacksparrow 7
Karma, its your turn on this one
interesting33 37
Well, I wouldn't say it is all Americans, just some people. I'm sure some Brits are the same.
DBpiano 22
What kind of a low-life dumps someone via text...
JudgeComrade 17
Don't be texting at work.
MattNobles 7
That's the funniest shit I've heard all day.
videogames4life 10
Your ex didn't have the nerve to say it to your face? Wether it be a girl or guy, that's a dick move. As for the other guy.....well, **** him.
Satch_fml 11
Rough. But remember there is always people there to pick you up. Heck look at all the help you can get right here from complete strangers.
lifegavemelemonz 4
But why would she want a boyfriend like you? I don't blame her. But sorry. Build your life and make her sorry.
ninithel 21
hope you're ok. and unless it was a long distance she ain't worth the bother if she doesn't have the common decency to dump you in person.