Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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katie1243 16
A girl who would dump you over text is so not worth it! And that guys an asshole, you do you
im_a_squid 25
Awe, my apologies, OP.. That lady and your ex will both get what's coming to them. Karma, as they say, is a bitch.
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Dale_shackleford 13
Family reunions are gonna be awkward.
MariaGiovanni 25
Customers are jackasses. I've been cursed out for just following policy and procedures. I'm a cashier I don't make the rules! I've been told "is being a cashier too hard for you?" when a customer remembered at the register that she forgot shampoo and I refused to bring one of every brand of shampoo to the register to allow her to choose which one she wanted. I've been cursed out and told "you're just a ******* cashier. you're a nobody." I even had a lady last week curse me out while I answered her politely then proceed to write a letter to my manager saying I called her a bitch (I did NOT) and fake cry. It's like the lowest people use customer service workers to belittle and harass because we can't say anything back. I know exactly how you feel OP I'm going through personal relationship crap too and customer insults don't help. Just remember there's something wrong with them that make them have to belittle others.
claudiajean 24
Someone once shouted in my face that I was just a waitress and to get my manager, they didn't realise my manager was already behind them and on my side having heard the whole thing. Plus their mate tipped me and apologised. HA, take that douchebag!
dylengraham13 3
No girl that would trade for another man isn't loyal nor trustworthy. It will be okay just keep your head up. Like they say, there's other pretty fish in the sea.
Bunnyluver 20
I'm sorry she hurt you. She most definitely doesn't deserve a guy who doesn't mind shedding a few tears at work. I hate when people take for granted real, genuine people and dump them like shit. As for that guy, he shouldn't have said that, but maybe he meant it as a joke(I hope).
takeittoem 8
I really hope this guy got some extra special additions to his food - what an asshole.
suckceed 17
Why were you checking you're phone whilst working?
DoomedGemini 38
Breaks exist
worldclassrager 41
Salt to the wound...the main reason I keep my phone in my locker at work...but maybe a drop dead gorgeous girl will come though that's single...
Dexter83_fml 17
And you have never checked your phone at work then #36 ??. OP sorry to hear that mate. I know it doesn't feel like it right now mate but she's done you a favour.
ssnow_fml 20
You'll be fine. Been there, lived through that.
sparkledoge 29
And that's why i got fired from McDonald's because i got the same kind of comment and refused to serve the customer and tell him it's funny how when nobody is doing my "shitty job" he can't get the food he paid for. Really though, that was a bitch move from your girlfriend, that guy can **** off and no matter what's your job, while you're working you're always worth more than the asshole sitting in his car judging you.