Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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katie1243 16
A girl who would dump you over text is so not worth it! And that guys an asshole, you do you
im_a_squid 25
Awe, my apologies, OP.. That lady and your ex will both get what's coming to them. Karma, as they say, is a bitch.
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Comments (66)
Candijpg 17
"I'd be crying too if I worked your dead-end job" I'd be crying if I was a ******* degenerate like him/her
amb27 7
I'm sorry, that's really shit. And at least you have a job... A job is a job, it's better than being unemployed, so he can do one.
pokefreak124 18
eh. you're too good for someone like that anyways. She didn't deserve you
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Your ex girlfriend is a bitch and that customer needs to keep his/her damn mouth shut, enough said.
interesting33 37
I am gobsmacked that people would actually comment on someone else's job and tell them it sucks - why? WHY would anyone do that? To a complete stranger? When they are using their services??? The staff should have the right to ban them
Shay_Shay97 23
See, now that's when you spit in his food or something.
simsgirlgem 25
what an asshole if I saw someone crying many things be going through my head as to why he was crying one of the biggest being maybe a loved one passed
DaniealThePope 18
You should of replied to the customer with " we can't all have rich family's who can afford private schools, check your privilege" he either would of left thinking about or you would have been fired.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The mind of a typical American: Tells a lazy person to get a job, then laughs at those who work at McDonalds.
guttedbrit 26
Working for the general public can be so hard sometimes. They can be so cruel. As can relationships. I hope you heal soon OP, I too have had to deal with a breakup while working and it's not easy. But it's true what everyone says, if she dumped you by text she isn't worth it!