Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
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aliassadyahya
| 4
let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion
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EverestMelting
| 23
Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.
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EverestMelting
| 23
Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.
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MeanBeagle
| 22
keep him til after Christmas at least
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gatorclay97
| 28
Her boyfriend prefers digital pussy ;)
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RollingCakes
| 21
Sorry OP, don't take it too personally. He was probably too focused on the gif to notice or maybe he just wasn't in the mood.
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sayyestothedress
| 24
I think you just summarized the reasons why it's an FML for OP
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Xandrick
| 22
A strange thing....if a woman is not in the mood, the proper thing is to excuse her without fuss (which I totally understand), and any show of frustration from the man means that he's a lowly Neanderthal who lets his penis run his life.
But when a man is not in the mood, he's not excused, and a woman's anger and frustration is somehow justified. RollingCakes' negative comment rating is an example of this.
But when a man is not in the mood, he's not excused, and a woman's anger and frustration is somehow justified. RollingCakes' negative comment rating is an example of this.
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LuckBeNimble
| 19
not necessarily, I think the general "outrage" at her BF is because she was trying to do something nice for him and he dismissed it, not the fact that he isn't sex-crazed; for instance, if a guy had tried to surprise his GF with something nice and she couldn't care less we'd call her a bit of a bitch, intentions notwithstanding.
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RollingCakes
| 21
Oh yeah. My bad. I completely misunderstood this one.
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figgity83
| 15
I agree with this statement and don't understand the thought
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aliassadyahya
| 4
let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion
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fallencastiel
| 22
That gif is amazing
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tony1891
| 22
that is pretty amazing.
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gatorclay97
| 28
Idk... It's hard to beat a pussy ;) lol
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fsomelife
| 26
Went to look it up. Wow indeed!
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FrankHotpants
| 30
He's interested in the wrong pussy.
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ashley_mm
| 11
oh no!! dkm XD!!
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
That's cold.
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Cortezthe1st
| 23
I agree. OP was just trying to be ice.
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cjmedic
| 12
Chill with the puns, guys.
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NeatNit
| 32
there's snow way to stop
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imchacon22
| 19
Sorry for your bad luck. maybe it just wasn't that good
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HairIsEverything
| 15
Sorry for your comment. Maybe it was just rude.
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devildog562
| 33
The guy has his priorities a little twisted. Striptease > falling kitties
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kayteakay
| 26
The Internet is pretty awesome.
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Quackadoodledoo
| 13
Really!?
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bombielol
| 20
don't ever strip tease him again (: