keep him til after Christmas at least

Her boyfriend prefers digital pussy ;)

I think you just summarized the reasons why it's an FML for OP

A strange thing....if a woman is not in the mood, the proper thing is to excuse her without fuss (which I totally understand), and any show of frustration from the man means that he's a lowly Neanderthal who lets his penis run his life. But when a man is not in the mood, he's not excused, and a woman's anger and frustration is somehow justified. RollingCakes' negative comment rating is an example of this.

not necessarily, I think the general "outrage" at her BF is because she was trying to do something nice for him and he dismissed it, not the fact that he isn't sex-crazed; for instance, if a guy had tried to surprise his GF with something nice and she couldn't care less we'd call her a bit of a bitch, intentions notwithstanding.

Oh yeah. My bad. I completely misunderstood this one.

I agree with this statement and don't understand the thought

That gif is amazing

that is pretty amazing.

Idk... It's hard to beat a pussy ;) lol

oh no!! dkm XD!!

I agree. OP was just trying to be ice.

Chill with the puns, guys.

there's snow way to stop

Sorry for your comment. Maybe it was just rude.

Really!?