FML : Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home....

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Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hiker / Tuesday 29 March 2011 19:00 / United States

Money

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By dum_dum1 | 0

#2263326 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:19

you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!

By zDylanz | 6

#2263404 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:29

If only every American would do this, mabey we could decrease our nation's obesity.

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By mini3fingers2 | 0

#2263285 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:14

first.. I think haha

SmallyBigs | 9

#2263304 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:16

Nope.

fluffyrocka | 0

#2265237 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:17

just walk it off, it'll be fine

chester75 | 5

#2265302 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:31

lol it seems something my mom would do. when a deal seems too good to be true then probably is.

DanielleWolf | 0

#2265456 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:02

It doesn't take 2 hours to walk 8 miles... :P

chester75 | 5

#2265587 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:24

actually it does for most people
15 min per mile

joa76 | 3

#2265963 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:32

distance=rate x time
8 miles/2 hours = 4 miles per hour
average walking speed = 3-3.5 mph, which is LESS than 4 mph

So OP was actually walking FASTER than average. At 3 mph, 8 miles would take about 2 hours 40 min.

JanisEvans | 10

#2267598 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 16:29

That must be the average walking speed of Americans. It's fucking slow!

rawyak | 4

#2267721 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 17:10

262 he could of jogged some of the way. I mean this dude is lazy if he just walked there. anyway it's still winter so that might of warmed him up. I'm proud to be an American foreign dude, just don't compare me with the op or 262.

ChibiChibi_fml | 24

#2267996 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 19:11

If the OP was coming home from school it probably means they were carrying a backpack and possibly some other things. They probably didn't want to run because that's usually a lot of weight to jog with if you aren't used to it.
I don't know what it's like in the OP's area but where I live it's actually been pretty warm the last couple of weeks. We did have a couple of snow showers but nothing major so spring is definitely here.

rawyak | 4

#2269841 - Thursday 31 March 2011 2:47

well 347 stll I play football and go to highscool. the football equipment is just as heavy as my backpack. and look how many people run in those during fall

ChibiChibi_fml | 24

#2270753 - Thursday 31 March 2011 6:41

You and all of those people train to get on the football team and to be able to run around in all that equipment. I specifically said "if you aren't used to it. " therefore your point is moot.