Near the knuckle

By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 05:01

Today, as a waitress I served someone who was hoping their food would come back faster than expected. I replied, “Fingers crossed!” just for the person to show me they had no hands. FML
I agree, your life sucks 834
You deserved it 99

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You couldn’t have known if their arms weren’t in view

Don't feel too bad. You're in a place where having extremities to eat with is a given. I am also curious about how they were going to eat with no hands. (Was their name Coconut Monkey, perchance?)

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Just curious… once the food came, how did they eat it?

Hey, at least they couldn't give you the finger. Some days you wish you would have played... ...wait on it... ...hooky.

Don't feel too bad. You're in a place where having extremities to eat with is a given. I am also curious about how they were going to eat with no hands. (Was their name Coconut Monkey, perchance?)

You couldn’t have known if their arms weren’t in view