FML : Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my...

Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

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By Mels - / Monday 6 January 2014 20:57 / United States - Boston

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By blakesinthelake | 11

#5819291 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:42

Well was the dinner good at least?

By EverestMelting | 23

#5819295 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:45

It's almost like a nice little surprise like finding money but that surprise turns into pain when you realize it's Monopoly money..

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By blakesinthelake | 11

#5819291 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:42

Well was the dinner good at least?

michaelaranda | 28

#5819303 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:51

op mentioned it was a great recipe...

Nordrag | 25

#5819307 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:57

Great recipe doesn't always translate great meal. it's possible to mess up when cooking.

tomwantssnow | 14

#5819319 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:15

Not just possible... it's too easy to turn a delicious dish into a disaster

ShiiteDisturber | 9

#5819386 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:13

One missed spice and you turn foie gras into foie gross.

Lavelle1313 | 11

#5819938 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 19:12

Wordplay at its finest

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5820074 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:52

What a recipe for disaster...

By deathy94 | 14

#5819292 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:42

Nothing a little porn won't fix.

buckeyed | 20

#5819313 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:02

You CAN get pretty creative with a wide range of ingredients...

tomwantssnow | 14

#5819322 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:16

Porn won't solve her loneliness. It's not all about sex, bud.

Raidriar | 14

#5819493 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:53

#2, I gotta say, if porn is your go-to solution for things like this, you have to be really messed up.

Link/DD | 13

#5820451 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:39

#2 Your last name must be Quagmire

By rocker_chick105 | 31

#5819294 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:44

How do you forget all about that and think that someone asked about dinner?

Nordrag | 25

#5819305 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:55

oh cmon, shit like that can happen to anyone. she didn't necessarily forget, as much as she just read the subject and got a bit excited without thinking.

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5819390 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:19

I suppose you're right, I read the FML a little too fast and misread, my mistake.

OverFlash | 15

#5819445 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:39

OP specifically stated that she forgot

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5820219 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:35

39- yes, I realize. Like I said, I misread the FML

By EverestMelting | 23

#5819295 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:45

It's almost like a nice little surprise like finding money but that surprise turns into pain when you realize it's Monopoly money..

By persianninja | 23

#5819298 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:47

At least you get some great food!

By olpally | 32

#5819300 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:49

Awww! Lol. How do you forget about that op? At least the email reminded you.

By M1DGET_MOOSE | 7

#5819306 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:56

I'm in the same boat with you OP. But don't worry, it'll get better(:

By Holltesem | 6

#5819308 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:59

Awwww that's too bad. :C

By zoegirl_455 | 30

#5819309 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:00

That feeling is the worst. Same feeling happens when you call yourself to find your phone. You find your phone, think someone wants to talk to you and then realize you still don't have friends

By buckeyed | 20

#5819315 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:04

Just more yummy food for you!

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