Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Top comments
acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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Comments (200)
AngryNinja 1
well. perhaps op's ex just wanted to pull him out of his deep dark closet?
devendra_fml 0
i agree with #89. i'm gay, i make gay jokes all the time, straight people make gay jokes and it doesn't offend me. if you're actively hating on gays that's something completely different, but jokes are jokes.
HIJKay 0
I agree with you. I'm a lesbian and I constantly make jokes. It just depends on how far you take them. Honestly, I can't say FYL or YDI unless I know what jokes they were and how often they were told. You could either be a closed minded asshole or had a snobby bitch of a girlfriend. Though what she did was really funny.
bocababe77 0
lol wow, it's not ur falt tho, i'm sure gay ppl make jokes about straight ppl 2.
sydneyanne 0
wow ur a ****** loser!!! I would do the same thing!
ImMexicanru 0
ur falt
EscherEnigma 0
So your girlfriend dumps you, and you get laid as a result? Sounds like you're doing pretty swell.
IRemainNameless 12
Your girlfriend rocks. Oh, sorry, I mean your ex. And good for her for dumping you- I would dump a guy in a heartbeat if he did something like that. She's right- you ARE immature. Grow the hell up!
arc111111_fml 0
You need to grow up too, making gay jokes doesn't mean that you hate gay people. And his ex is more imature than he is...
sendmetohell666 6
*immature. You'd do well to learn basic linguistic/communicative skills before you accuse people of being "imature".
joeb95 0
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lesbians are hot, gays are not. real simple
aliaysleighbasic 0
you could start a rumor about her, like her poon smelt so bad that she turned you gay. solved. so what- you are meeting new people-those gay dudes, if you explain the situation, and are nice, might hook you up w one of thier hottt girl friends, think about the potential man.
LemonStarship 5
Sucks