Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Top comments
acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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Comments (200)
artssfreak 0
you TOTALLY deserved that for making gay jokes. good for her.
SheleKnights 0
I think what most of you are forgetting is the severity of the issue. He potentially told a few bad jokes. She commited a CRIME.
g124124 0
gay jokes are funny but not funny all the time so ydi
artssfreak 0
139 it really doesn't matter what's a crime and what's not in this case. the point is he deserved it
sublimedude777 0
YDI for being so homophobic. Douche.
SheleKnights 0
We don't know if he's homophobic!!! Jokes arn't always - you know what? I give up. The very fact that there are more than 4 times more YDI that FYL means that I refuse to be a part of the human race anymore.
DeadHorseman 11
YDI for not controlling your bitch and leaving a computer with internet access in the kitchen
artssfreak 0
@ 143 you little ****
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
haha damn!
pearsie 0
I have been called gay for 8 years now, and ppl have used all the gay jokes on me, personally I hate it. gay jokes are stupid and anyone who uses them must be really insecure about their own sexuality. maybe it's time you looked outside your closet, ppl are missing you!
SheleKnights 0
This is my favourite gay joke and it is not derogatory at all, I have posted it already but I will do so again. "What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well endowed" See? Not all gay jokes are bad at all. Same with all jokes to do with ethnicities or sexual preference or gender or ANYTHING.
jayjay777 0
I don't get why everyone is saying YDI. It's not that he is intolerant of gays, he was just joking. If you say YDI then you have no right to laugh at any gay (or other discriminating) jokes (which we have all done).
cartermc17 0
man report that hos ass to da cops and let them deal with the insignificant candy ass fuckerr