Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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Marteen_fml 0
Today I was on Craigslist and saw an ad for a perfect guy looking for a relationship. Turns out he's not even gay, his ex-girlfriend just posted the ad to get revenge. FML.
choupinette77 0
gay people have feelings?
jogrro 0
you're a ******* douche and you deserve worse..
Newbie21 1
it is wrong to be ****
The__Redneck 7
So she's mad at you for making jokes about homosexuals... and then commits an act of libel involving homosexuals (one that also leads them on into falsely thinking they're going to get some sodomy and then disappointing them)....
tboudre 0
great idea! I've got a friend that calls everybody gay all the time. I think if he acts up again, I'll put his number on craigslist, too.
The__Redneck 7
At least now you know not to hook back up with her--and by taking a look at the idiots who defend her, you know who not to hook up with next time. BTW, libel is a crime. Nail the worthless broad.
jpest17 5
it's ok to make gay jokes just like it's ok to make "racist" jokes. not a big deal.
Nordah 15
Chances are, if she broke up with him over it, they were offensive. Also, gay jokes are like black jokes: If you aren't one, then don't make them. Because you sound like a douche.
SheleKnights 0
@132, you have no idea how strongly I disagree with you. As long as you know your audience jokes that have a butt you are not a part of can be HILARIOUS. For example: what's the difference between a sadist and a dentist's magazine? Dentists are weekly. I'm not a dentist and I don't think they are actually sadists, and I'm pretty sure a lot of people would agree that the joke is funny.
DollyMolly 0
I think it's different with a profession. That person chose to be that thing, most likely fully aware of the associations with it. With sexuality, race, sort of religion, etc. it is a part of someone's identity. And his girlfriend was obviously not an audience he should have been making jokes to to begin with since it clearly bothers her.
snowking_fml 0
y do people care if gays r made fun of?
kevind23 0
I dunno, why do niggers care when we make jokes about them?