Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Top comments
acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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Comments (200)
R3kli3 10
YDI bitch for making fun of people
13__Loki__13 1
Enjoy your newfound gayness!
MissOriginal 0
I wanna meet this girl :O She sounds amazin, howd she end up with a douche like u???
kikiholt 0
'****** lover'? wow. Tell me, are you a top or a bottom? I'm thinking bottom because of how much of a bitch you are.
goldfishdragon91 0
when I type ydi it autocorrects as UFO :) but really you deserve it
tritone_fml 0
wishin you hadn't made all those gay jokes now huh
cam007_fml 0
Gay jokes are the bomb. No offense to anyone.
mpclaw 3
when a chick dumps you, it's hard to take at 1st, but you are way better off
mps1969 8
So did you hook up ? Save them numbers for future booty calls . Make sure to return the favor put your Ex up on the lesbian or maybe hardcore S&M Fantasy Rape groups.
kikiholt 0
Seriously, dude, if you are going to make racial jokes of any kind only do it in moderation or don't do it at all at the risk of looking like a total asshole. Also, if you don't have the courage to say those jokes infront of the that race/ sexual preference than that just makes you seem like you're meaning what you are saying.
dabears1011234 27
Gay isn't a race.