Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Top comments
acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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Comments (200)
dojofalz 0
wow it's funny how all girls say u deserve it
srammer99 0
hey snickerdoodles do the drapes match the carpet lol u suck
Sheslikeheroin 0
Oh cmon. we are allowed to be as immature and stupid as we want. If the twat doesn't like it then she can leave us--simple. Post up an ad of her on the "adult section" with her number and a picture of her naked ass in bed. if you post her address you will be a hero to all men who had to put up with twats like that = D
cartermc17 0
she's like heroin ur my hero for sayin dat hahah ur my new idol nice!!
FeedtheBrood 0
Gay jokes aren't necessarily bad. But if you were the kind of person who thinks that calling someone gay is an insult, then I would break up with you too.
fairies633 8
slap that bitch...nah jk
Denzel0 0
Gay jokes? If she cant handle it, you dont need her!
DollyMolly 0
It's not a question of not being about to "handle it". It's what it shows about a person. If he's joking about something someone else can't control, it shows that he's insensitive.
iRod 0
pretty sneaky; but pretty over board.
is300k 0
**** you ****** lover
KurouTenshi 0
the important people enter through rear where there I better parking ;)
R3kli3 10
in the 1st place why the fvck you have to make fun of people you bitch ass ho!!