Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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acesarge 0
The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.
yes01 0
your ex is brilliant.
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Comments (200)
Whiterabbitm1 0
I don't know why so many people are saying you diserve what happened you made some jokes, she went and put your personal information in public view... can anyone say defiamation of character sue the bitches ass!
vancouverZ34 0
gay = not acceptable.
looloogirl 0
**** you
Yatta_fml 0
That's horrible -- she's being really immature there doing that. Sure, too Many gay jokes might get on peoples nerves but gay jokes and the like are kind of the in thing... can't escape 'em, and they shouldn't be taken seriously. What she did IS serious.
XcuzimsotiredX 25
A closet is built around gay kids by the words that's so gay. Shut up.
nibawan 0
did you get a date out of any of the calls?
looloogirl 0
^^^ win
hotscar 3
dude, girls take it up the ass and lesbian eat pussy. I'm going to be as vulgar as possible so that you can understand
arc111111_fml 0
I don't understand why he deserves it 1) Making gay jokes doesn't means that you're homophobiac. 2) His GF called him imature, but then she do something even more stupid and imature ? I don't see the logic in there. FYL dude..
AngryNinja 1
well. i'm thinking your ex owned you. ever thought about shutting your mouth? might end up with a dick in it if you're not careful..
Blahp 0
YDI for being an insensitive jerk.
grrbeast 0
anybody interesting reply?
KaitHud 0
lmao! ydi.