Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
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Comments (139)
Estuansis 8
Approaching 3 months here... wish me luck >.<
fates_fury 1
Bullet: Dodged.
WhiteCrimson 23
Lucky you made the mistake now and not a week later on your one month anniversary. Imagine how she would have freaked then.
CanadianGirl9 2
If that is the reason and she counts "week anniversaries" you shouldn't be posting this on FML ! You should be happy cause she seems psycho
emeraldmaz 9
Pretty sure that you've dodged a bullet. I honestly don't get how other women can be like this - if you celebrate TINY milestones (millimeter-stones?) then they all become worthless. Also (about to get pedantic, fair warning) the "anni" of "anniversary" means year, it's impossible to have a three week anniversary, unless it's a celebration a year after three weeks of something (awkward wording, wow). Basically... 6 month-iversary is acceptable, and from there it should be yearly. That's why it's an anniversary.
drayloon 50
Whatever happened to anniversaries being just every year, as it was intended to be?
BlackRoseAndMe11 11
Overly attached girlfriend?
alexsandria83 18
U dodged a bullet with that one
BlissfulLiss 18
Well then what are you complaining for? Be thankful you got out when you did. She clearly isn't all together.
GhostTiger 8
Run, now and do NOT stop!