Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
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Comments (139)
imhope 23
Sounds like it's a good think y'all aren't together anymore. She seems crazy.
MRVOlivia 22
My boyfriend got upset I didn't remember that either. I swear I was the guy in that relationship.
piercethepool 3
You're only supposed to celebrate monthsaries (month anniversaries) and year anniversaries weekly is stupid
NoOne_Escapes 18
I used this as an excuse for a break up before...am I a bad person?
Mahak1099 19
You just dodged a bullet; be thankful.
fantasyworld 39
She did you a favor.