By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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randomnameflob 0

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Both of you are idiots.

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cdatribe23 0

. maybe she needed for some emergency tampons? lol

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j0n4th4nm 0

i don't get it maybe cause its not even funny ..

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CreepyCrawl 0

Why would she steal 75 cents, why the heck wouldn't he let her keep 75 cents, and why would she breakup with someone over 75 cents? *scratches head* Seems a bit petty on all sides.

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ScarletStyx 0

No wonder she broke up with you! Gosh seriously 75 cents?? your cheap ass deserved to be broken up with

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ciitrus 0

seriously? 75 cents? i would have broken up with you too you ******* cheap ass.

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rhebert 0

well you're a jerk! why not let her?

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