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By cunning glassist - 08/03/2014 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML
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.....Did it work?

I find that seductive


I mean, it could've been worse? You could've dumped the drink all over you. Though depending on the color of your shirt, that could've been more seductive.

but you can still see if there's a straw through the corner if ur eye

Lebeaugars95 20


I find that seductive

That's probably the most seductive thing I've ever heard a woman doing. Hubba hubba!

Just imagining that.. is incredibly hilarious

Am I missing something here? I was picturing a man not a woman. A man with an incredibly long very pink tongue...

FML says OP is female.

B1ackthesun 31

#51 You're missing the fact op is female. I pictured a man too at first but the gender icon shows op as a female.

Someone should let OP know she talks like a bloke.

.....Did it work?

If that was a guy who did that, charges would be flying left, right, and centre.

not even gonna lie, if my date did that I would have thought it was cute. hilarious but cute.

Man I've done that before and the looks I've gotten kill me inside ...

ZY1431 24

its the new mating ritual

beaverteaser 16

why does the m&m commercial come to mind with the song hungry eyes

NotGabe 28

Some people find that attractive.

But did your seducing work?

I bet you looked exstrawdinary

Or it just sucked

I think you meant 'cunnilinguist.'

Why would they mean that? That's not the joke.