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By cunning glassist - 08/03/2014 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML
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Melix 31
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.....Did it work?

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BassTurdo 22
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I find that seductive

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UnluckyIrishKid 9
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I mean, it could've been worse? You could've dumped the drink all over you. Though depending on the color of your shirt, that could've been more seductive.

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thatssomia 12
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but you can still see if there's a straw through the corner if ur eye

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Lebeaugars95 20

LMAOO

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BassTurdo 22
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I find that seductive

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DippinGrizzly907 27
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That's probably the most seductive thing I've ever heard a woman doing. Hubba hubba!

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Nevermind212 11
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Just imagining that.. is incredibly hilarious

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zandalee 19
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Am I missing something here? I was picturing a man not a woman. A man with an incredibly long very pink tongue...

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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FML says OP is female.

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B1ackthesun 31

#51 You're missing the fact op is female. I pictured a man too at first but the gender icon shows op as a female.

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JD1147 27
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Someone should let OP know she talks like a bloke.

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Melix 31
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.....Did it work?

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OctoDope 15
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If that was a guy who did that, charges would be flying left, right, and centre.

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jet_life 3
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not even gonna lie, if my date did that I would have thought it was cute. hilarious but cute.

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MisterDoge 14
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Man I've done that before and the looks I've gotten kill me inside ...

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ZY1431 24

its the new mating ritual

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beaverteaser 16

why does the m&m commercial come to mind with the song hungry eyes

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NotGabe 28

Some people find that attractive.

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not_happening 11
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But did your seducing work?

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jpsullivan 36
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I bet you looked exstrawdinary

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illmatic2 16
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Or it just sucked

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Meraki 19
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I think you meant 'cunnilinguist.'

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EpicSquishii 21
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Why would they mean that? That's not the joke.

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