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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Intoxicunt 6

Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...

egaonogenki 0

Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?

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ClownSmilely 0

welcome to the real next level. now you have the kind of relationship for a rainy day friend

HBubble 3

YDI for dating a *****

nekroseftychia 9

ha that's what bonobos do(sort of)

mushrooms_fml 0

It really annoys me when people split sentences in half to make their FML sound dramatic. It would sound just as good if it were "Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML" Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I think you take some of these FMLs seriously. By pointing out what really annoys you. So that I can exploit the situation. By making sure to do this. As a response. NTTAWWT. =)

MaddogTotten 0

I'm.not.touching.you.I'm.not.touching.you.I'm.not.touching.you.mom.I.wasn't.touching.her.

Butcher_1419 0

what is fu***k,

perdix 31

What the **** are you talking about? There is only one letter, 'c', between the 'fu' and the 'k,' not three as you and mrzero write. I'm confused because futhark, futtock, fullback and future shock all have more than three letters between the 'fu' and the 'k.' Can someone with an unabridged dictionary help out a brother over here?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

fetlock? (no... too long) funuck? (no... not a word) fucock? (it appears all over the place on Google, so...)

MaddogTotten 0

Two words, starts with F and ends with K? Fire Truck dude. Fire Truck.

crash52181 0

And you didn't beat the shit out of the guy? What the **** is wrong with you?! No wonder she dumped you....you're a pussy!

Bloodknight 22

I think you 2 need to learn to share...

alove23 0

That's low. You can definitely find someone better. I'm sorry OP.

PhillyFox 0

Why should he beat her new bf up? She's obviously a *****, so she's definately not worth the effort. Pick your battles.

TheDancingPanda 0

You beat the new boyfriend up because of the disrespect. It takes 2 people to make out. I can tell you that I'm not going to make out with my new girlfriend in front of her ex, because that's disrespectful. They are a couple of douchebags.