Intimacy and Miscellaneous: Today, I attempted to score with a previous friend-with-benefits...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 01:28

Today, I attempted to score with a previous friend-with-benefits by sending her a photo of my Christmas present, bondage rope. She arrived an hour later in a mad panic. She thought I was going to hang myself. FML

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corky1992 33

Tuesday 3 January 2017 6:48

At least she still cares enough to try and stop you

Laphog 17

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Monday 2 January 2017 14:08

Would love to know who originally gifted you that .

Bearsmomma 30

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Monday 2 January 2017 13:03

Sorry that happened, but I just lol'd so hard.

chirstinap325 21

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Monday 2 January 2017 13:04

Hmmm creative way to get the ladies... So, did you score?

Ashael 5

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Monday 2 January 2017 13:24

Well, at least she cared.

GhostFox 33

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Monday 2 January 2017 13:24

Probably be best to send text messages with images like that, in order to clarify things to avoid a repeat of this. Particularly around any holiday, since suicides so go up during and on holidays. And grovelling will possibly help cool her temper off if she's upset about it.

ShotaSammy 17

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Monday 2 January 2017 15:34

Idk thats not really what i would be thinking about at all, from either side. If i was excited for about it, I'd take the pic and send it, not thinking about any other possible conclusions. If i received a picture of some rope from a friend-with-benefits, my first thought and only thought would be to respond with something like "oo are we gonna use that?" Because that sounds fun.