By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 01:28

Today, I attempted to score with a previous friend-with-benefits by sending her a photo of my Christmas present, bondage rope. She arrived an hour later in a mad panic. She thought I was going to hang myself. FML
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corky1992 33

At least she still cares enough to try and stop you

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Laphog 17

Would love to know who originally gifted you that .

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Bearsmomma 30

Sorry that happened, but I just lol'd so hard.

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chirstinap325 23

Hmmm creative way to get the ladies... So, did you score?

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GhostFox 33

Probably be best to send text messages with images like that, in order to clarify things to avoid a repeat of this. Particularly around any holiday, since suicides so go up during and on holidays. And grovelling will possibly help cool her temper off if she's upset about it.

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ShotaSammy 17

Idk thats not really what i would be thinking about at all, from either side. If i was excited for about it, I'd take the pic and send it, not thinking about any other possible conclusions. If i received a picture of some rope from a friend-with-benefits, my first thought and only thought would be to respond with something like "oo are we gonna use that?" Because that sounds fun.

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seasonedtoast 19

Dear son, Merry Christmas. Love mum and dad xx

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quazimozart 19

How did you ask for a present like that from santa without immediately being put on the naughty list?

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Laphog 17

Would love to know who originally gifted you that .

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lusanna 19

I can imagine her getting angry, but can't imagine the makeup sex after that

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RichardPencil 30

At least you two got a chance to hang out.

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xercister 19

Talk about sending the wrong message... lol

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