Heavy Drilling

By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 04:34 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

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Today, I found out firsthand how a civilised conversation about renewable energy can turn into a long debate about whether or not you can have sex with an oil drill. FML
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In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no fucking idea

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Is it just me, or would anyone else like to find out too?

I'm not even confused about how the converation took that path. I'm more confused as to why was this even a thought! How does one look at an oil drill and think, "SEX" ???

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Is it just me, or would anyone else like to find out too?

The answer is no because it would be too large but if you were male you might be able to find a hole somewhere though you would probably loose an extremity in the process.

Oilfield safety rule No.1: Don't put your finger anywhere you wouldn't put your dick

You could be makin' hole with a high ROP (rate of penetration -- yes, that's a real oilfield term!) Why bother with the bit when the rig has a horsecock?

I'm not even confused about how the converation took that path. I'm more confused as to why was this even a thought! How does one look at an oil drill and think, "SEX" ???

In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no fucking idea

Seriously? How could you not? I mean, it's a big drill, pumping in and out a hole. With lots of lubrication... Seems kinda obvious to me. Just sayin'.

This was supposed to be a reply to @runswithlions

If you oil it up first, yeah. Be a gentleman.

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

I've long suspected that about guys who work in oil. It's an unnatural love.

I'll be frank- conversations like that are the kind that solidified most of my long lasting friendships.

First top tier FML I've read in a long time. Keep it up OP.