Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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Top comments
cBlackout 13
It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
kut19 6
What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
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Comments (346)
flyingfox408 0
Congrats. You dodged a bullet.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Just be glad you escaped -that- fiasco.
decidedlyvague 11
You were watching the new twilight movie weren't you? She's 14 isn't she? You naughty you.
ashberry 0
You're better off.
nadie_princess 3
be glad she dumped you (being a bit crazy and all) and not the other way around. Otherwise you might have been stabbed with a pen in a mall
whosurdaddy123 0
Word of advice, rent movies that have ugly dudes so that u look good!!
KnucklesDeep 5
You will be grateful for this when her arrest for stalking makes the news.
RaquelW 7
sounds legit.
kateheartswaffle 0
well someone's fallen off the turnip trolley.
Ray_of_midnight 23
You're better off; sounds like you barely missed being involved with a crazy person.