Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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Top comments
cBlackout 13
It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
kut19 6
What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
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Comments (346)
hateevryone 15
is she blond?
Musickal 16
Congratulations on dodging that bullet. But I think the real FML here is that you even wasted your time with her in the first place.
GatorPiss 2
Dude, mine broke up with me when Ricky Martin was big and not gay. Get rid of her
unluckygirl86 4
Better to know sooner than later, she's a phyco fangirl lol! Taylor isn't even all that goodlooking imo.
rhiannon26 0
Tbh I think you had a lucky escape there.
mageepaigeee44 15
Op, please kill her. Just pour some clorox in her drink. The world could use one less, you'd be doing man kind a favor
fajitachan 6
Wow is she retarded in some way or psycho, I'd leave her.
dwilhelm 7
Lame excuse. No one's buying it. Tell her to grow the eff up and get yourself a new gf.
Timmeeh 17
Think of it in a positive way; your ex girlfriend is a crazy person and now you're shot of her.
nephist 0
dude be glad you dodge a huge bullet there. you will find someone else that isnt crazy