By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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cBlackout 13

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

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kut19 6

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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Musickal 16

Congratulations on dodging that bullet. But I think the real FML here is that you even wasted your time with her in the first place.

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GatorPiss 2

Dude, mine broke up with me when Ricky Martin was big and not gay. Get rid of her

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unluckygirl86 4

Better to know sooner than later, she's a phyco fangirl lol! Taylor isn't even all that goodlooking imo.

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rhiannon26 0

Tbh I think you had a lucky escape there.

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mageepaigeee44 15

Op, please kill her. Just pour some clorox in her drink. The world could use one less, you'd be doing man kind a favor

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fajitachan 6

Wow is she retarded in some way or psycho, I'd leave her.

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dwilhelm 7

Lame excuse. No one's buying it. Tell her to grow the eff up and get yourself a new gf.

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Timmeeh 17

Think of it in a positive way; your ex girlfriend is a crazy person and now you're shot of her.

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nephist 0

dude be glad you dodge a huge bullet there. you will find someone else that isnt crazy

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