Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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Top comments
cBlackout 13
It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
kut19 6
What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
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Comments (346)
roseXthorns 8
Crazy bitch.
sarcasticbitch 7
Slap her and say that he is yours.
tmrwisanotherday 1
You or your girlfriend are ****** up!!
sneakymcpothead 0
Well I had a sexy ass neighbour who lived across the street from me who looks like Taylor launtners twin and now I live in his house ;)
benderbot19 0
Cool story
t765234 10
Well I hope he doesn't find you, or you might get arrested.
brewmasterg 34
You dodged a whole trainwreck of psycho hose beast there.
hazardmuffin 21
Please tell me this isn't true...there can't seriously be women like this in existence. For the sake of humanity, please say it is not so.
priincess756 2
Well he is pretty hot, but don't feel to bad I'm sure other girls felt the exact same and left their boyfriends so you are not alone op!
ChaosAngel17 14
I think he's hot but I'm still with my boyfriend. Did I do something wrong?
priincess756 2
Yes she is retarded, I wouldn't leave my man for him, but some girls out there are spastics!
mommykrissy_05 7
No FML here! Your lucky she broke up with you and left before she went psychotic on your ass. You are safe thank your lucky stars.
Deathhound 27
Oh my... haha, that's really bad stuff. You should be happy she broke up with you.
bizarre_ftw 22
Sh/Wouldn't this be Taylor Lautner's FML? I mean, you got lucky! You lost a psycho! He Gained one!!! Someone! Quick!!!! Call him & tell him to look out!!!
ambamm135 7
Dear lord girl! None of the comments you post are any good are they?