By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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cBlackout 13

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

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kut19 6

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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sneakymcpothead 0

Well I had a sexy ass neighbour who lived across the street from me who looks like Taylor launtners twin and now I live in his house ;)

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t765234 10

Well I hope he doesn't find you, or you might get arrested.

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brewmasterg 34

You dodged a whole trainwreck of psycho hose beast there.

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hazardmuffin 21

Please tell me this isn't true...there can't seriously be women like this in existence. For the sake of humanity, please say it is not so.

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priincess756 2

Well he is pretty hot, but don't feel to bad I'm sure other girls felt the exact same and left their boyfriends so you are not alone op!

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ChaosAngel17 14

I think he's hot but I'm still with my boyfriend. Did I do something wrong?

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priincess756 2

Yes she is retarded, I wouldn't leave my man for him, but some girls out there are spastics!

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mommykrissy_05 7

No FML here! Your lucky she broke up with you and left before she went psychotic on your ass. You are safe thank your lucky stars.

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Deathhound 27

Oh my... haha, that's really bad stuff. You should be happy she broke up with you.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sh/Wouldn't this be Taylor Lautner's FML? I mean, you got lucky! You lost a psycho! He Gained one!!! Someone! Quick!!!! Call him & tell him to look out!!!

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ambamm135 7

Dear lord girl! None of the comments you post are any good are they?

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