Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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cBlackout 13
It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
kut19 6
What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
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Comments (346)
pfx2_fml 15
If she's that weird, then maybe it's a good thing you broke up..
xbella 8
she must be 12 or something to think such stupidity lol
ninjabird1 0
That's what I was thinking..
bubo_fml 11
Tell her you're Taylor's 'agent'...No backstage pass unless...
foodlord 5
R U TELLIN ME IM NOT THE OBLY ONE HE DUZ THAT TO?!
ambamm135 7
LIKE OMG DOES YA KNO HOW TA SPELL AND NOT USE CAPS LOCK?
foodlord 5
OMG READ YOUR ****** PROFILE PICTURE BITCH
ambamm135 7
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FYLDeep 26
So is the FML that you had to watch a Taylor Lautner movie, or that your girlfriend broke up with you?
ambamm135 7
Let's say it was "FML I cannot believe I dated this dumb broad!"
ambamm135 7
Let's say it was "FML I cannot believe I dated this dumb broad!"
suavesuave 2
Tell her don't worry your best fried made that eye contact and your thinking of getting with her
suavesuave 2
Friend *
MwahFMLS 6
Smart cookie you got there.
jwade11 12
I love your profile! Family guy all the way! I love stewie!
MwahFMLS 6
Why, thank you. ;)
MwahFMLS 6
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
MwahFMLS 6
Wrong Fml, my bad. I ruined it. So sorry
lionlvr 9
Well mr. hot_shot, it seems that you need a new girlfriend, due to the other one acting a 12 year old girl.
WCARlover 35
Sounds like a psycho anyway, good loss!
lionlvr 9
Saying that she is a psycho is a little dramatic, dont'cha think? No? Whatev then.
WCARlover 35
I actually said "she sounds like a psycho" and no I don't think that's dramatic, that's just messed up