I don't understand!

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21

Looks like you are our last line of defense against another dumb baby (because genetics) so please keep up the safe sex. Remember: we are counting on you.

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Justin Hornsby 2

I remember this exact post from 2 years ago... It is Verbatim....

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mekiswrite 21

If that were true, they wouldn't be having sex at all.

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Justin Hornsby 2

I remember this exact post from 2 years ago... It is Verbatim....

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Bevis Butthead 4

Sounds like they're dumb enough to do the same thing again.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Looks like you are our last line of defense against another dumb baby (because genetics) so please keep up the safe sex. Remember: we are counting on you.

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Nhayaa 21

Reminds me of this chinese couple a few years ago trying to have a baby for years until their doctor finally understands they were having anal sex exclusively...

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sel3578898553255 7

4.she must be blonde

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DoctorPALO 14

If she's that freaking stupid, YDI.

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Laureen Takeshita_1375230115 5

I think you need a smarter gf.....

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

4. You're dating a moron that doesn't seem mature enough to be having sex.

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