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Today, my sisters took me to a gay bar to celebrate my birthday. All was going well, until the drag queens demanded anyone with a birthday on stage. My sisters forced me to go. Turns out, it was for a twerking contest. I can't dance and have social anxiety. When I got off the stage, I cried. FML
You know what gift you need for your birthday? The ability to say NO! I'll send you a bottle of Nopalino.
Extroverts will never understand Introverts, and always cause them unhappiness and suffering.