Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 17:01

Today, my sisters took me to a gay bar to celebrate my birthday. All was going well, until the drag queens demanded anyone with a birthday on stage. My sisters forced me to go. Turns out, it was for a twerking contest. I can't dance and have social anxiety. When I got off the stage, I cried. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 100
You deserved it 134

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You know what gift you need for your birthday? The ability to say NO! I'll send you a bottle of Nopalino.

Extroverts will never understand Introverts, and always cause them unhappiness and suffering.

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You know what gift you need for your birthday? The ability to say NO! I'll send you a bottle of Nopalino.

Extroverts will never understand Introverts, and always cause them unhappiness and suffering.

I would’ve used the stage time to point out what a dick the sister is for forcing you to go up there. That’s how the turn tables..