By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 17:01

Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

Today, my sisters took me to a gay bar to celebrate my birthday. All was going well, until the drag queens demanded anyone with a birthday on stage. My sisters forced me to go. Turns out, it was for a twerking contest. I can't dance and have social anxiety. When I got off the stage, I cried. FML
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By  coius  |  23

I would’ve used the stage time to point out what a dick the sister is for forcing you to go up there. That’s how the turn tables..