Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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Top comments
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Oh, the Romance :) Take hers as an experiment.
zfchatroulette 24
What a butthole.
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Comments (72)
mikepzz 27
punch her right in the ****... now that is romance..
actingchick9870 8
Dump her ass and take the iPad and iPod with you when you leave
marlenoysis 7
I feel for you. I'm sorry what a bitch!
Mjwnenrjs 17
Can you say Overly Attached Girlfriend
X_Codes 11
@4 - Let's wait until the next credit card statement before we assume this.
kayley93 3
Why would she get an iPod touch and an iPad? They're essentially the same thing!
mabbiez 1
Something very similar to this happened to me many many years ago. My boyfriend at the time took my Gameboy, traded it in to help buy a newer model, then told me if I wanted to play it I needed to buy my own. Still pisses me off.
SillyGirl4602 23
I would have kicked his ass then take the new gameboy! That's so ****** up!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You teach people how to treat you so your miseducation is evident. She doesn't respect boundaries so I suggest dropping her or showing some spine.
hurleyjoe 8
Hoes be winin'!
greenflipflops 7
and her new ipad, drop it and say "Oops!"